Right now, he's probably
With a bleached-blonde tramp
And she's probably
Right now, he's probably her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot a whiskey
Right now, he's probably her with a pool-stick
her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
my name into his leather seats
I a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably , "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know
Oh, that I my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
my name into his leather seats
I a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, not on me
'Cause I my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
my name into his leather seats
I a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh
